Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Then all day I did my best not to bite her or try and climb her legs. But by mid afternoon it got too much for me.... I had to fly around the house and attack any part of her that I felt like. Then she started laughing ... then coughing ... then wheezing.
Can a kitty catch human germs?????
Monday, April 28, 2008
So you go back to your sneezing and blowing hideous stuff out of your big nose and leave the kitten play to the kitten. And while your at it .... pour more kitty milk into my bowl! Now!!!!! Go on .... !!!! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
Now my friend Skeezix has tagged me ... and its my very first tag so I hope I do this right.
With my beautiful eyes I can see .... the tv ... dont change the channel
With my velvet paws I can touch ...... the lovely soft fluffy white blanky on our bed.
With my sharp ears I can hear ..... the tinkly thing up on the curtain .... and its driving me crazy.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Now with it being Anzac Day ... that meant she didn't go to work this morning ... which meant last night she brought home this stuff ... she called it champagne ... I call it silly stuff in a bottle. She started dancing and singing around the place... then she was on the computer till all hours of a morning.. How is a kitty supposed to work with her hogging the computer!!
Then we went to bed I think she said 4am.... I did my job this morning and saved her from the loud buzzy thing, and gave her a little kitty kiss on the eyelid .... do you think she appreciated it..... no! She pushed me away and rolled over and went back to sleep. Then when the buzzy thing went off she said some words that I don't think a little kitty like me is supposed to hear.
Then tonight she went out .... she was gone soooooooooo long ... and she only put out a few crunchy things for me to eat. I dont like those. When she got home .... I ran up to her and told her .... Feed me lady .... and she did!!! This awesomely stinky fishy stuff in a can ... boy it was good. So I nibbled at a bit ...then jumped up into her face and stood on her chest and looked her in the eye and breathed my nice perfumed breath on her to show her I care. The next second my sensitive kitty nostrils smelt something on her. I know what that smell is .... it was dog stink. She had been out giving attention that should have been mine ... on of all things dogs!
I am going to have to find these dogs where ever they are and tell them not to go near my lady.
As for the lady ..... I think I am going to have to leave her a nasty surprise somewhere she wont find it for days .......... just to show her whos the boss of this place!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
I also realised that a kitty's work is never done in this place. First in the morning I have to wake her up so she can get out of my fur ... I mean go to work. Without my tender toothy kisses on her ears, lip, under arm .... she would wake up to this horrible noise that comes from the black buzzy thing beside the bed. Much better for her to wake up way way way before that thing makes its blaring noise.
Next I am the official bed making helper. As she straightens the sheets and blankets and pillows, I help by getting inside and making sure they are all nice and straight.
My mostest important job of all is creative decorator. Today while she was at work, I rearranged most of my kitty litter. I flicked it out all over the floor, and then spread it in a nice layer all over the white mats in the bathroom. For some reason she didnt appreciate my artistic creation. She put it all in a bag, washed down the floor with this icky smelling wet stuff.... all the while muttering something about electric tape, my tail, and the walls. Some people just don't appreciate talent!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
I don't know how she lived to be as ancient as she is without me to help her with things this important.
I have decorated the cold room for her. Theres this roll on the wall with all this lovely soft paper ... I spread it all around the room today and brought some of it out into the other room with me. Do you think she appreciated my hard work .... oh no ... she stomped around the place muttering something about nails and my ears.
I dont think I like the sound of that one ....I think I'm going to have to teach her how sharp my teeth can be on her big fat toes .... at say .... 4am.
Well now I know what a weekend is ... it means she is home. She doesn't go to work. One good thing came out of it though ... she went out and came back with plastic bags. Which means .... yep ..... TOYS!!!! She got this amazingly cool glove thing with toys on the end of the fingers. I just love it. I got so excited I ran around all over the place. She says I get hypo and bounce off the walls .... hypo!!!! Im just a happy kitty ... I get the bestest toys. I guess she isn't that bad if she brings me nice presents.
I am the kitty .... I need to be adored.
Today I discovered the joy of sitting like a zombie and watching the screen. I actually ended up and sitting on her while we watched a movie. It was kinda nice cos it was raining and stuff. I thought if you buy me presents and continue to adore me, I'll let you watch tv and grace you with my warm little body.
I love all my toys. Mousies and balls and bobbing things on string ... but you know what my favourite toy is .... her hands. I have found that if I pounce on her hand and bite really hard ... she makes this really funny squealing noise. I run away and laugh.
So tonight I had a bug up my bum ... I decided to run around all over the house, the couch, the table and chairs. She laughed and I kept doing it ... although she didn't seem to appreciate me jumping with all my paws claws out on her head while she was watching the tv. She muttered something about stuffing me in the microwave. Whats a microwave?
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Well I guess I should tell you a bit more about myself. Last night the lady came and took me from my mother, to a new place. I am a big girl now, I am 8 weeks old, time to leave my mother and venture out into the world on my own. The lady stuffed me in this box and put me in a rumbling noisy thing. I let my displeasure be known my screaming "get me out" at the top of my voice. She relented, lesson number one learnt ... if I yell loud enough she will let me do what I want. So I climbed up on her shoulder, not because I wanted a cuddle, I'm not that kinda girl ... but so I could see what was happening. All this darkness, then bright lights beaming in my eyes ... then darkness. After what seemed like ages ... she stops the loud thing, then drags me out into the cold and into this place then trapped me in a cold room and ... closed the door on me.
After a hundred years she let me out ... and I walked around the place thinking well if this is the best you can do... I guess I will have to put up with it. I looked around thinking I think I can make some creative changes around this place. That candle would look so much better on it's side, and mmm that matt... I think it would look soooo much better all curled up.
There were plastic bags on the floor with things in them. The lady took delight in pulling things out and saying "look kitty these are for you" . I was interested when she took me back into the cold room and placed a brand new shiny clean fresh as a daisy never been used before kitty litter tray. The best thing is, I don't have to share this with my mother or brothers and sisters. A whole kitty litter tray all for me ... now I think thats a really good thing.
Then she pulled out some yummy yummy yummy food ... and I didnt have to share that either.
After I had a sample of the delicious new food .... I wandered back out to the lady to find her sitting on the floor with those bags. I am learning lesson number two ... when the lady has plastic bags .... theres going to be something in there for me. In there was the next best thing to fresh kitty litter and food ..... TOYS!!! Now I definately think for the next 50 hours I stalked, swatted and generally killed 4 toy mousies and 3 feather thingies. What great fun.
Then today when she came home from something she calls work ... there were more plastic bags ... this time she had this really nice bed .... but I dont want to sleep in it ... I want to kill it.
And more toys. The bestest toy ever is this dangly jingly thing thats stuck to the wall and comes out on a stick. I can get some really good running jumps on that.
As far as my sleeping goes I sleep in the bed with her ... not because I want to be all cuddly with her ... but because its comfortable and warm. And when I feel like it I can wake her up with a quick nibble to the nose or lip.
There is a door that is constantly closed to me .... I will find out what is behind it..........
She's not too bad though ... she had all these new things she had bought for me, a new kitty litter tray, bowls, food ... and bestest of all toys. I love my toys. I will later on have pictures of my toys. Once I work out how to do this .... the lady isn't very good at computers either, and Im just a little kitty ... so I'm working it all out.