Friday, May 16, 2008

Saturday 17th May

I've been a very slack kitty... for not blogging. I blame the lady. She's been keeping me busy with cuddles and kisses. Distracting me from my purpose ....

I've found out a few things. I do not like the vaccum cleaner. That loud suckie thing is a bit scary ... so when she pulls it out .. before she turns it on I try to kill it. Then when it starts ... I run away ... cos I know its going to suck me into it.

The other thing is ... the fly screens. They are terrific fun to climb ... not so good to get down from though. But it annoys the lady when I do it .. so theres double pleasure in it for me.

Third thing, I found a new game ... its called ... Kill the Pillows. She has a gazillion pillows on the bed and arranges them just so. When she comes home from work ... I've gone in and put my creative twist to how I want them arranged. I'm also working a way to biting through one ... I just gotta find out whats inside them ... I have one almost open.

Another new thing I found thats fun to do ... is come out to her soaking wet. She was confused for days as to how I got wet until she sprung me in the laundry tub. I found out how to get the water out of the tap.

Also the new kitty litter tray she bought me ... apparently to stop me from redecorating the bathroom with my kitty litter ... well guess what ... Im a clever kitty ... I found out how to get the litter out even with a door and lid. Guess whos frustrated to the back teeth ... heee heee.

I think its facinating how I do all these things and she still wants to cuddle and kiss me. Guess Im just too adorable for her to resist.

Now the lady told me that next week Im going on a holiday, and the nice man that comes to visit me, is taking me away for a couple of weeks to have a rest from her. Goody ... a new home to redecorate.


Daisy said...

You are learning lots of new and fun things! I do not like the vacuum machine either. It is too, too loud.

Aoise said...

Always wun from the vacuum fingy. Far too loud !! I also don't like sellotape, velcro and miemie putting on her shus. Hope you come home soon. Be a good kitty.

Chance said...

Hehehehe, I waz a litter digger too. I jus lurve ta dig an dig an dig tyl all da litter goes on da flor. Den Mommie gots me a clevercat box. I hasta jumps in it frum da top an now da litters donna goe owt wen I digs. *sigh*. Itz styl fun ta dig doh.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wow, you are learning lotsa stuff. keep away from that sucky machine. it is dangerous and loud.

i hope you have a nice holiday. we miss you!

Quasi said...

I think the vacuum is horrid, too. For other tips on fun things to do, you might want to pick up my hilariously funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, is in bookstores now and is also available on Amazon. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats. Check it out on my website,